1 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,920 Have you ever tried breathing under water? 2 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:54,360 It doesn't work very well, you get water in your nose and lungs. 3 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:57,880 It doesn't work, although there's oxygen in water. 4 00:01:02,280 --> 00:01:04,600 Silly even trying it. 5 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,840 That Special Summer 6 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:11,440 Gothenburg, Sweden, 1984 7 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,920 Save me! Save me! 8 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,600 Hey! There's a lesson on. 9 00:01:22,760 --> 00:01:26,760 Get up here and listen to what's going on! Come on! 10 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,960 Where was I? Oh, yes. You... - Lotta! 11 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:40,680 Can't you hear? Up! Now! This is a lesson! 12 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:49,120 Got your period? 13 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:52,120 - Admit it, cheat. Want to bet? - Jessika! 14 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:56,880 - Why should she skip swimming? - Kirsi, come on! 15 00:01:57,040 --> 00:01:59,440 My name's Kid. 16 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:01,840 Okay. But come on! 17 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:06,280 Jessica and Lulu, come on! 18 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,840 Keep the throat clear- 19 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:16,280 - hold the nose, breath in deep and exhale slowly. Go ahead. 20 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:28,400 Eh? She doesn't know how to kiss! 21 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:31,800 Get a grip! - Come on, keep going. 22 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:42,600 "Kirsi Ruotsalainen. No swim. No gym lesson." 23 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:45,640 Loony-binny Finnish fart! 24 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,320 Can't your mum spell? She writes like an Einstein. 25 00:02:49,480 --> 00:02:50,960 Bloody cunt! 26 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,520 She's going home to tell Mummy. - Bloody Finn cow! 27 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:03,720 Shit bacteria in the water enter your brain, causing brain tumours. 28 00:03:03,880 --> 00:03:06,360 - Liar! - It's called hydrophobia. 29 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,840 The first sign is itching red eyes. 30 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:24,400 In tears there's salt and water. 31 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:29,840 Once, I caught Mum crying as she went through the photos of Dad. 32 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:34,240 When she saw me she pretended she was cleaning. 33 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,920 At Dad's funeral I bit on my cheek and held my breath. 34 00:03:44,160 --> 00:03:46,200 Mum didn't cry. 35 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,880 Neither did I. 36 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:52,320 I was really proud I'd managed... 37 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:55,360 ...without a single tear. 38 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:04,000 I can manage lots of other stuff too: Filling in forms- 39 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:08,800 - talking to people at the bank, and at the National Insurance. 40 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,280 Dad... you could have helped! 41 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:19,040 Why didn't you teach her more about life in Sweden... 42 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:24,080 ...you, who knew so much? Now I've got to. 43 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:31,880 The 30th Finnish Rally goes through Karelia. 44 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:34,240 The Rompala villagers are looking forward to it. 45 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:37,680 One of them is Markku Makinen. - How are things? 46 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:42,880 Thank you, fine- after all my years abroad... 47 00:04:45,280 --> 00:04:49,560 Only... before you died she was a normal mum. 48 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:51,960 She laughed and had fun. 49 00:04:52,120 --> 00:04:54,880 Now she's... different. 50 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,320 Now she's nearly as dead as you are. 51 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,960 I want to talk to you. 52 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:22,120 Talk away then. 53 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:27,640 Or say it in Swedish. Speak Swedish. 54 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:31,360 We're going to Finland for our holidays. 55 00:05:31,520 --> 00:05:34,480 To Granny's with Sirkka and Jamppe. 56 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:37,320 - Why? - Because it'll be fun. 57 00:05:37,480 --> 00:05:40,280 - I'm not coming! - You can't stay here... 58 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,640 - I'm not going. You go! - Simmer down. You've been before. 59 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:50,400 It's your fault. I'm not coming! Your fault! Can't you hear? 60 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,840 You bloody cow! Bloody witch-bitch! 61 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,440 - Sirkka here. - Hello, Sirkka! 62 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:27,800 - I'm packing. - I am, too. 63 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,360 - Masses of stuff. - What? 64 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:36,680 Now don't pack too much. Holidays don't mean... 65 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:40,560 By the way, I saw your brother on TV- I've got this crazy idea... 66 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:43,640 ...a typical Sirkka idea! 67 00:06:44,160 --> 00:06:47,480 And squeeze... and squeeze! 68 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:50,160 Squeeze your bum tight! 69 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:55,120 - Shall I wear this? - Can't you wear the yellow one? 70 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:58,520 - It's Jamppe. - Knock! 71 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,360 - He wants to talk to you. - I don't wanna talk to him. 72 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:06,080 - At least say something. - I ought to go home. 73 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:12,120 - Who is it? - A nutter. 74 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:15,400 Kirsi's busy. 75 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:19,920 - Was it him that called? - What's up? 76 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:23,440 The door's this way! Come on, leave! 77 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,800 You do look sweet. In matching clothes, too. 78 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,680 - Your Finnish guy? - Are you nuts? 79 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,800 - He's so sweet... - Leave! 80 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:37,080 Aren't you a tiny bit in love with him? 81 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:41,320 See you tomorrow. 82 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,800 - Have you kissed 'im? - Drop it! 83 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,120 - Hello, Ester. - Hello, Lotta. 84 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:16,920 Nice and tidy! 85 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:21,240 - I want to talk to the head. - But we've got prize-leaving. 86 00:08:21,400 --> 00:08:23,360 Come along now. 87 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:29,280 - I'll be there in a sec. - Okay. I'll be outside. Hurry. 88 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:39,520 - What does it say here? - Can't you learn Swedish instead? 89 00:08:42,400 --> 00:08:43,800 Don't know. 90 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:47,600 Ask the head what it says. 91 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,840 You ask- it's your job! 92 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,040 Kirsi... 93 00:08:53,600 --> 00:08:55,400 Come along now. 94 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,800 Can't you wear something a little nicer? 95 00:09:08,320 --> 00:09:11,200 Maybe, yes. No problem... 96 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:13,400 I beg a pardon. 97 00:09:13,600 --> 00:09:15,000 Later, then. 98 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:17,640 - Eh? - Ask now. 99 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:24,120 - Is there no work here? - Sorry... I couldn't hear. 100 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:25,960 Louder. 101 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:29,760 - Has Mum been fired? - No, my dear. 102 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,840 She finishes here today- her last day. 103 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,800 I informed everyone earlier about our new organisation. 104 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:43,800 But it must be her Swedish that... Well... So sad after all these years. 105 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:46,640 - It's time. - I'll be along. 106 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,840 She doesn't need to talk Swedish to clean your bog. 107 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:57,280 Ester, prawn pie afterwards. You're very welcome. Have a good summer. 108 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,320 Now for prize-giving! 109 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,400 What did he say? 110 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,280 - Hello. - Hello! Where's Mum then? 111 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:22,760 This year, at school, we've followed a theme: Family... 112 00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:28,360 ...in conjunction with Radio Gothenburg's essay competition. 113 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:32,200 And at this school we have one of the winners. 114 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:37,200 Let me introduce our eminent guest from Radio Gothenburg: 115 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:41,440 - Lasse Gunnarsson. Welcome! - Thank you. 116 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:46,000 Hello. I'm not the one you should be applauding. 117 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,920 It's terrific, how you wonderful young write. 118 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:55,200 We had 1,256 entries. Let me remind you of the first prize: 119 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:59,960 Workplace experience in our studio as a junior reporter. 120 00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:03,720 Not bad, eh? - So... who's the winner? 121 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:06,200 The winner is... 122 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,280 ...Kid Swede. 123 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,000 Congrats! 124 00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:20,400 - A certificate, flowers... - Thank you! 125 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,880 Well... how does it feel? 126 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:30,200 I don't know what to say... I never would have thought it. 127 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:33,720 - Neither would I! - Right. Exciting, isn't it? 128 00:11:33,880 --> 00:11:38,640 And you start tomorrow. Is Kid your nom de plume? 129 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:41,720 No. It's my name - Kid Swede. 130 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:44,320 What a surprise! 131 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:49,640 Eriksbo School is extremely proud of you. As you parents must be too... 132 00:11:49,800 --> 00:11:53,560 ...I mean, your mum. - Could Mum step forward? 133 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,560 Where is she? Is Mum here? 134 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,200 Is that Mum? Come on up! 135 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:07,120 That's it. Step up here. Now then... 136 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:13,480 ...what's it like, being the proud mother of such a gifted girl? 137 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,160 It takes one's breath away, doesn't it? 138 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:23,600 You must have inspired her. She is really endowed, is Kid. 139 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,240 Good... 140 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,040 And... what's your comment, Kid? 141 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,120 Yes, she has... 142 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:35,760 Yes. Right... right. 143 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:41,640 Our earth comes into flower 144 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:46,800 in bounteous nature's flow 145 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:52,200 Sweet summer 'tis your hour 146 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:57,520 when all apace doth grow 147 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:02,880 Awakening warmth so sweet 148 00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:08,160 from nature's winter rest 149 00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:13,880 the sun makes life complete... 150 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:18,320 - No... Nearly! - The other one through, too. 151 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,560 Barbecue time! 152 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:28,200 From Lotta Larsson's, this is live: The latest sports news. 153 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:32,760 Let's see if Lotta-the-Great-Croquer can pull it off. 154 00:13:35,120 --> 00:13:38,920 Can she stay in the lead? This is dramatic... 155 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,840 Here she goes! 156 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:46,840 - Very good! - Look... your mum. 157 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,320 - Come home, now! - Glad you came. 158 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:58,760 Congratulations... to your marvellous, gifted daughter. 159 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:05,520 - Will you have something to drink? - Kirsi go home. 160 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:08,160 Sorry. 161 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,760 Not staying? 162 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:16,200 They gave me a present. Look! 163 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:21,480 - Why not the barbecue? - I don't eat with strangers. 164 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,680 But you know them. Moreover... 165 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:28,800 ...Lotta's mum's going to ask if there's work at the hotel. 166 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:31,520 Don't discuss that with them... or me! 167 00:14:31,680 --> 00:14:36,000 Why not? Why can't I say you're out of work? 168 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,280 Or tell them you were fired? 169 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:42,720 Answer! Why not? 170 00:14:45,640 --> 00:14:48,920 And no radio stuff- we leave for Finland tomorrow. 171 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,440 I'm not coming! 172 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,400 Quiet! Everyone can hear. 173 00:15:08,280 --> 00:15:10,040 Get up! 174 00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,840 Kirsi... 175 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,320 I'm not a baby! 176 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,640 Cow! 177 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:42,200 Riders of the West Coast waves we are Radio Gothenburg 178 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:46,200 Hello, hello, hello... This is Radio Gothenburg. 179 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:51,760 The news: Neutral Sweden smuggles weapons to war-faring states. 180 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:54,960 Bofors has been reported to the police. 181 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,760 So they can wave truncheons at them? 182 00:16:57,920 --> 00:17:02,640 Bofors rakes in major profits as Swedish missiles tear children apart. 183 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:08,440 How's "peace-friend" prime minister Palme sleeping these nights? 184 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:14,400 Listen, this isn't a hobby club. You start now- or never. 185 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:19,520 - But when I get home again, I can... - That's not the way things work. 186 00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,760 You won - selected from all Gothenburg. 187 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:26,400 But... Can't I be a foreign correspondent then? 188 00:17:26,560 --> 00:17:29,320 This radio station is local. 189 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:33,640 So why should we bother about what's going on in Finland? 190 00:17:38,360 --> 00:17:40,720 I thought I was best. 191 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,160 Hello, Kirsi! How great to see you! 192 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,760 Jesus, it's been ages! 193 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:38,480 Look how much Kirsi has grown, Jamppe. 194 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,600 Bringing the whole greenhouse? 195 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,840 Where have you been? 196 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,560 What's up with you lot? 197 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:05,920 Come on- we need to make it to Stockholm. 198 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,160 Everyone done a pee? 199 00:19:49,520 --> 00:19:52,800 Isn't it great? Just like the old days- 200 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,440 - with all the Rompala girls on their way again. 201 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,560 Ester, listen to this. 202 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:02,200 Remember, Ester? 203 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:16,040 Don't stare! Stare at something else. 204 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,800 You like cars - stare at cars. 205 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:24,160 Know what, you lot? I've got a little surprise. 206 00:20:24,840 --> 00:20:28,400 - Some news. Guess! - Tell us then. 207 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:32,400 - Curiosity killed the cat, darling. - Shut up, Mum! 208 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:35,120 Okay, okay... 209 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,360 What's this? 210 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,640 Well, what is it? 211 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:54,360 It's rally time- rally, rally, rally! Was it hard to guess? 212 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:58,440 - Yes. So what? - They drive past Ester's house. 213 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:07,040 And then... Mama mia, mama mia, Italia! We're opening a pizzeria. 214 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,600 We're opening a summer restaurant at the cottage. 215 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,280 - When the rally's on? - Rally pizzas... 216 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,120 - Is Markku coming? - He'll be helping us. 217 00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:19,760 Great! - Markku is damn cool. 218 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,160 - What do you say, Ester? - That's great. 219 00:21:56,640 --> 00:22:00,680 One, two, three... 220 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:04,120 ...Lotta. 221 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:27,440 Testing... One, two. One, two. 222 00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:29,760 Hi there. 223 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:35,680 This is Radio Gothenburg. Finland should change name to Loony-Binland. 224 00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:41,520 I'm in the middle of Sweden in front of a Finn-bus - a busload of Finns. 225 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:46,000 Now I'm going to be brave and talk to a couple of Bin-Finns. 226 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,960 What are you doing? 227 00:22:57,520 --> 00:23:00,320 - Eating. - I see. Thanks. Bye. 228 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:07,320 - Why are you going to Finland? - I go family. Me longing home. 229 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,760 "I'm longing for home" would be more correct. 230 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:15,520 - Why are you going to Finland? - Kirsi... 231 00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:18,280 ...what are you doing up there? 232 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:24,320 Don't go running off. The ferry won't wait. 233 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:28,040 - Sirkka, come on! - Coming... 234 00:24:11,720 --> 00:24:13,840 I'll pee my knickers! 235 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:16,360 Shall we fuck? 236 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,160 "Tiger in the tank!" 237 00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:00,080 It's this deck. 238 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:07,880 - Kirsi! - Leave her. She can't get off a boat. 239 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,080 - Here... - Now for it! 240 00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,000 Hi there. This is Radio Gothenburg. 241 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:15,760 I'm standing way out to sea- 242 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:21,080 - finding Finns everywhere, right and left, above and below. 243 00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,320 - Ever won a prize for being Finnish? - No. 244 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:27,320 - A diploma? - No! 245 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,960 Crowds of them, collecting coins, buying booze. 246 00:25:32,120 --> 00:25:35,160 - Is it true Finns drink? - Yes... 247 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:38,320 No Finn's won the Eurovision Song Contest, right? 248 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,360 - Finland has no gay stars? - Never! 249 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,240 - Can you say "shoe shop"? - Soo sop. 250 00:25:44,400 --> 00:25:47,480 - A Carola then? - Heavens, no! 251 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,440 Kid-on-the-Boat/Kid-on-the-Road signing off. 252 00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:57,800 - Finland'll always be Finland. - Like a potato... 253 00:25:58,360 --> 00:26:03,440 ...grubby on the outside, but nice and clean and white inside. 254 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,720 - Hi there. - Hello! 255 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,160 - Shall we? - Cheers! 256 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,680 - Right. But how about a dance? - Yes! 257 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:23,080 - Dare me do something. - Do what? 258 00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,560 A dare -the way we used to. 259 00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,760 You can... 260 00:26:28,840 --> 00:26:31,160 ...get us some beer. 261 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:55,560 That was too easy. Try some. 262 00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:07,760 Revolting. God! 263 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,920 Me then - don't I get a dare? 264 00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,160 Yes... 265 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:20,720 That guy... 266 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:24,320 Get him to buy you a drink. 267 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:25,880 No, not him! 268 00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:30,240 - Come on, it's your dare. - No! 269 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:34,600 - Don't you think I dare? - No... Show us then, cowardy. 270 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:44,600 - Hello. - A little girl all on her own? 271 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:54,800 Want a drink? 272 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,080 A San Francisco, please! 273 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,040 Cheers. 274 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:23,800 Have you been out on deck? 275 00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,200 Want to come out? 276 00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,440 I... need to go to the lav. 277 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,280 Okay. Come back here then. 278 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,960 - I won! - All that cash! 279 00:28:57,120 --> 00:28:59,040 The drinks are on me. 280 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:03,040 - Bloody girl. You nicked my wallet! - It was on the floor. 281 00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:08,600 This is a police matter, you slut! What's your name? Out with it! 282 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:11,280 I... don't understand what you're saying! 283 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:14,480 - A police matter. Your name! - Mum! 284 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,440 Your name! Out with it! 285 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:21,840 - What's going on? That's my girl! - She stole my wallet. 286 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:26,200 - I did not. I just... - My girl's no thief. Go to hell! 287 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:30,480 - She took my wallet. - We'll get the cops, child molester! 288 00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:37,240 What are you up to? 289 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:39,640 Have you been drinking? 290 00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:44,560 - Did you take his wallet? - No, it was... 291 00:29:44,720 --> 00:29:49,160 ...a mistake. - You can't take a wallet by mistake! 292 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,840 Imagine jumping in. 293 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,160 It'd be cold... 294 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:11,240 I wonder how long you survive. 295 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,040 Over there... 296 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:28,360 ...all is dark in Finland. 297 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,320 But in Sweden... 298 00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,400 ...the sun's going down. 299 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,600 Did your Mum tell you off? 300 00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,080 Your mum's okay. I wish mine were like her. 301 00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:39,960 You must be joking. My mum's revolting. 302 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,240 My mum... 303 00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,120 ...you can't talk to her. 304 00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:54,520 It's as though... 305 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,200 I dunno... 306 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:03,680 ...sort of... 307 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,520 I imagine her under water... 308 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,480 ...and I wish she had drowned instead. 309 00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:30,440 My dad said... 310 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,400 He says he's drunk his brain to pieces. And you can tell he has. 311 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:41,000 He stutters like a parrot. 312 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,040 Do you miss him? 313 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,200 I never want to get like him. 314 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:53,640 You aren't him. You're you. 315 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:57,720 And you are you as well. Who else could you be? 316 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,840 At least you've got a dad. 317 00:33:21,240 --> 00:33:23,400 Are you worried about Kirsi? 318 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:26,600 They were just joking, they're kids! 319 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,520 Right. 320 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,320 What's the matter with you? 321 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,880 I'm not sure we'll be coming back. 322 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,760 I think we'll stay in Finland. 323 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,560 There's nothing left for me in Sweden. 324 00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,160 What does Kirsi say? 325 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:01,480 - Haven't you talked to her? - I've tried to. 326 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:04,080 You don't know what she's like. 327 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,920 Maybe she can tell. 328 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:13,240 I'll talk to her as soon as my mind's made up. 329 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,640 Onto the floor, woman! 330 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:18,080 Wait a bit. 331 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,280 Everything'll be okay. 332 00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:30,320 - It'll sort itself out. - Yes, yes, yes... 333 00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,080 We're on holiday! 334 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:54,360 - What's this? - A cassette deck. 335 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,720 - Nick that too, did you? - Not a word to my mum! 336 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:06,800 What do I get, for keeping quiet? 337 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,360 What would you like? 338 00:35:12,920 --> 00:35:14,280 Well... 339 00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,880 Sunny weather for the next five days. 340 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:38,640 A great day like this is just the thing for my favourite number: 341 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,920 "Satumaa" with Reijo Taipale. 342 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:55,240 "Submarine search goes on" - it's "submarine", not "soop-arine". 343 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,440 And "chips", not "seeps". 344 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,640 Or like Finnish winos say: 345 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:06,480 "Pint pottle in your face," and "Ram 'tiletto into Swede's guts." 346 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:08,760 "Die petter 'an ho'pital." 347 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:11,720 - "Buy", not "pie". - "Pie a 'kirt." 348 00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:15,720 - "Where you bought your 'kirt?" - "No touch my 'kirt!" 349 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:24,840 If I could ever, ever reach a land of fairytales 350 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:32,560 I'd never leave, as a bird on outstretched wings who sails 351 00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:39,440 Though without wings I cannot fly Captive there I stand 352 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:47,600 Yet in my thoughts I'm in the sky I fly there- to my land. 353 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,760 Remember? 354 00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:17,480 This old wooden house smells so good! 355 00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:24,240 A car! 356 00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,920 My brother! 357 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:30,720 Look! Here comes our rally champ! 358 00:38:31,240 --> 00:38:33,280 Hello. Ooh... 359 00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:35,880 ...great to see you here again. 360 00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:40,480 You look younger. How can that be? 361 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:42,800 Spaghetti. 362 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:47,240 - Can this lad be Jamppe? - Right! 363 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,960 How you've grown! 364 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:55,880 - You look like a real man. - He's like you, isn't he? 365 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:57,880 Am I? 366 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:02,040 - Is this your car? And a dog! - That's Massimo. 367 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,920 - Massimo, a cuccia! - Hello, Massimo! 368 00:39:07,520 --> 00:39:10,320 - Who have we got here? - Kid. 369 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:17,000 You must be Ester's girl. 370 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,520 Ester... 371 00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:27,920 What a time it's been. 372 00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:32,920 You haven't changed a bit. 373 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,760 Stop that, Jamppe! 374 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,720 - Dinner? - Got any Karelia pasties? 375 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,440 - Of course! - I can't wait! 376 00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:03,120 It's going to be great here... 377 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,520 We can do some fishing. 378 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,240 Look! 379 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,080 - You look like a monkey. - Lay off! 380 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:42,200 - You're like an orang-utan there. - A hippo! 381 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,200 A buffalo! 382 00:40:47,560 --> 00:40:49,880 Then you could hear... 383 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,120 Thump... Thump... 384 00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:58,040 Blood dripping... Blood dripping... 385 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,400 Blood pouring! 386 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,040 What was that? 387 00:41:05,200 --> 00:41:07,840 He turned round and saw that his mate... 388 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,120 ...had no head. - No! Let's hear some more. 389 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,280 - Show us a bit. - Show what? 390 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,520 Your down-there. 391 00:41:18,240 --> 00:41:21,240 - My what down there? - Your... 392 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,680 - No. - Come on. 393 00:41:23,840 --> 00:41:25,520 Show us yours! 394 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,760 I'll tell them about that... the cassette deck. 395 00:41:31,520 --> 00:41:36,000 - Stop it! Show us your dick, then! - Show us your pussy willow! 396 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,200 - Stop it! - Cowardy! 397 00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:40,320 - Fish filet! - No. 398 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:44,080 - You don't dare! - Neither do you! Show me then! 399 00:41:52,200 --> 00:41:54,120 Cowardy! 400 00:42:03,560 --> 00:42:05,520 Hello, Armas. 401 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,040 Hello, you children from a far-off land! 402 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,760 How are you, Kirsi? 403 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:14,880 - Jamppe, how are things? - Fine, thanks. 404 00:42:15,040 --> 00:42:20,800 Can you give me a hand with the hay later this summer? 405 00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,000 Yes, of course. 406 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,680 - That's a lovely jacket. - Thanks. 407 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:30,200 - Got any presents? - You shouldn't ask that! 408 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,160 Ester's already given you lovely pullovers. 409 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:34,760 RADIO GOTHENBURG 410 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:39,720 - What do you say? - What's "thank you"in Swedish? 411 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:42,360 - "Tack." - Tuck, tuck! 412 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,400 - Why can you speak Swedish? - She lives in Sweden. 413 00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,440 - They all speak Swedish there. - Why? 414 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:54,280 - Listen, go and play now! - D'you really think... 415 00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:58,800 ...you'll get customers here? - The rally's world-famous. 416 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,040 And- Markku's here. Everyone wants to see Markku. 417 00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:05,480 Markku is home and Ester is service-minded. 418 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:09,680 - And me? I've got a tatty hairdo. - D'you think so? 419 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:14,240 That car looks impressive. 420 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:19,840 - It's Italian style. - Right. But your work in Sweden... 421 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:25,440 ...isn't the pay good enough? - Yes, but it's our summer break. 422 00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,320 Shall we get glasses for your honey wine? 423 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,000 Of course. 424 00:43:36,600 --> 00:43:39,000 How's the farming going, Armas? 425 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:42,920 Same old muck-spreader routine! 426 00:43:51,600 --> 00:43:54,040 - Did you see his prick? - Whose? 427 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,040 Armas's. It was really big. 428 00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:02,560 - Were his flies open, or what? - No... But you could see. 429 00:44:03,720 --> 00:44:06,120 Like a great big... 430 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,040 I wonder how big it can get. 431 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,080 So you keep an eye on your uncle's dick. 432 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:19,840 I haven't got my panties on. 433 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,560 Hey, hey, hey! No lazing on the jetty. 434 00:44:54,720 --> 00:44:58,200 Everyone into the water! All bathe! 435 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:03,880 - All bathe! - Don't throw her in, Markku! 436 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:28,800 She's terrified of the water. 437 00:45:32,400 --> 00:45:34,920 Kirsi, he was only joking. 438 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:42,120 Look! 439 00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:49,760 Show us a little. 440 00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,120 - What is it? - Nothing. 441 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:38,280 - Nice? - Stop staring. Get into bed. 442 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:24,760 They don't have shops in Yokel Country yet. 443 00:48:24,920 --> 00:48:29,160 A mobile grocer's comes once a week as the peasants here are so poor. 444 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:33,360 All they have is tractors and ugly, loony-binny bus drivers. 445 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:36,120 Got a new friend, Jamppe? 446 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,600 Are you a radio reporter? 447 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,400 Let me sing you a song. 448 00:48:43,720 --> 00:48:47,640 Moon so full, how wonderful... 449 00:48:49,280 --> 00:48:53,000 Oh my Lord- aren't you Kirsi... 450 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:58,240 ...Ester Ruotsalainen's lass? How you've grown! 451 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,680 No tomato paste- you can get it in town. 452 00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:08,760 That'll be 15 marks and 15 pennies. 453 00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:10,680 Let's say 15 marks. 454 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:14,360 - Here you go. - Right, thank you. 455 00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,400 Nice, aren't they? 456 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,200 Why nick them? He's a good guy. 457 00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:49,960 - So? - You're bad. 458 00:49:50,120 --> 00:49:54,680 - Hi, Jamppe. It's been a while. - Hi, Jari! 459 00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,400 - Where did you get that T-shirt? - From a mate. 460 00:49:58,960 --> 00:50:03,360 - Your moped? - Yup. Overhauled engine. 461 00:50:04,200 --> 00:50:08,240 Did they force you here, from the city? 462 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,400 Is she deaf and dumb... your bird? 463 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,120 - Tape deck? - Home at Sweden. 464 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:38,520 - The bird can speak. - It's "from home in Sweden". 465 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:43,760 Leave that sour-pussied Swede and come with us. 466 00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:46,920 Maybe later. 467 00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:55,240 - Ecco... Due espresso. - Mille grazzie. Terrific... 468 00:50:56,400 --> 00:50:58,600 Where can we put it? 469 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:00,920 Lots of flour. 470 00:51:01,080 --> 00:51:06,840 Not so thin that they break when you toss them. You try, maestro! 471 00:51:07,000 --> 00:51:09,320 - Gettala ancora! - Rally pizza! 472 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:14,720 Brilliant, man! That's cool! Bravo. 473 00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,880 It's so heavy. - Markku! Jamppe! Come and help! 474 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,880 - I thought... - You can lift it yourselves. 475 00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:28,680 - I want to see where's best. - This is going to be terrific! 476 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:34,440 Further left, you'd see it better from the road. 477 00:51:36,600 --> 00:51:39,160 Move it left a bit, okay? 478 00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:41,000 That's it... 479 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,720 Up a bit. 480 00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:49,880 - Now it's in the right place. - Great. 481 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:50,360 Are you in love with him? 482 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:55,560 You were when you were younger, right? 483 00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,000 Before you met Dad? 484 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:06,040 What kind of question is that? You should be lending a hand. 485 00:53:39,160 --> 00:53:42,720 - Hello. - Hello... Where's Jamppe? 486 00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:46,560 I think he went into the village with the Finnish lads. 487 00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:59,200 Oh... Look! 488 00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:04,840 I remember things then - we were so young. 489 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,720 I was only a little older than you. 490 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:12,440 Oh, yes... you should've seen Ester and me. 491 00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:17,880 Ester was always getting asked to dances. She's was beautiful. 492 00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:23,480 - Wasn't Markku there? - Sometimes, yes. 493 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:28,240 They were the handsomest couple of all when they went out together. 494 00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:31,600 Everyone thought they'd get married, but... 495 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:34,800 Markku got a chance to go to Italy. 496 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,600 And then... 497 00:54:36,760 --> 00:54:39,120 Nobody understood why. 498 00:54:39,280 --> 00:54:41,080 I don't know why. 499 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:52,000 If you find love, you shouldn't let it go. 500 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:58,040 It's not so good, being on your own. 501 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,880 I'm one big mistake. 502 00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:18,680 I ought not to be alive. 503 00:55:19,920 --> 00:55:23,960 My mum was meant to marry someone else. Not my dad. 504 00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,920 So I ought not to be alive. 505 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:36,040 Perhaps that is why everything goes so wrong. 506 00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:40,400 That's why I'm the way I am, and Mum doesn't care about me. 507 00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:44,360 She hates me, she doesn't want me. 508 00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:48,160 She probably wishes I were dead. 509 00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:51,880 I'm just a mistake. 510 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:56,800 That's why she doesn't love me. 511 00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:00,880 Best I disappear. 512 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,240 - That should hold. - Good. 513 00:56:43,480 --> 00:56:45,320 Listen... 514 00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:50,000 What are you reading? 515 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:54,040 Well... 516 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:56,440 It's starting! 517 00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:01,800 - Come on, lazybones! - Coming. 518 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,600 Rally champ Markku Makinen- 519 00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:10,200 - who's just opened the Finnish Rally, will you stay in Finland now? 520 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:13,320 Armas, can't that wait? 521 00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:16,200 Work's work! 522 00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:19,960 I may well stay. My family's here. 523 00:57:20,120 --> 00:57:24,120 You don't forget, even after years abroad. 524 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,440 I'm helping two enterprising women in Rompala... 525 00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:30,040 ...at the Rally Restaurant. 526 00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:35,000 Italian delicacies, nice atmosphere. 527 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,040 What could be better? 528 00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:40,440 All rally fans are welcome! 529 00:58:01,520 --> 00:58:04,280 - No cars... - There will be soon! 530 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:17,800 Look... 531 00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:20,240 ...I'm getting a beard. 532 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:23,840 One hair. 533 00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:41,880 What is it? 534 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:44,280 You're getting breasts. 535 00:58:47,040 --> 00:58:48,240 Now! 536 00:58:48,400 --> 00:58:51,240 - What if it's driving really fast? - Stay put! 537 00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:04,680 You stupid nippers! 538 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,520 Were you scared? 539 00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:33,080 You're out of your bloody mind! You're nuts! 540 00:59:33,240 --> 00:59:38,000 And you're a bloody coward! Yellow dick! Idiot prick! 541 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:31,000 Do you think people will like it? It's not exactly Welsh rabbit. 542 01:02:31,160 --> 01:02:35,080 Easy on the oregano, people aren't used to it. 543 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:36,840 - Seen Kirsi? - No. 544 01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:39,440 She'll be out there somewhere. 545 01:02:42,760 --> 01:02:44,800 Haven't you told her? 546 01:02:45,800 --> 01:02:48,840 You've got to talk to her. 547 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:52,920 - It can't wait. - My mind's made up... 548 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,640 ...we're staying here. 549 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,880 Come with me... A dare. 550 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,640 - What kind of dare? - You'll see. 551 01:03:12,360 --> 01:03:15,560 As long as it's not something weird again. 552 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:37,320 It's Armas and the whole bunch! 553 01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:54,440 Welcome here... for delicious dishes. 554 01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,960 Alora, amici, andiamo a mangare. 555 01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,720 In Sweden you can get pizza everywhere these days. 556 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,240 Take it home, eat it cold... 557 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,760 ...after a sauna with a beer. - You can eat it with your hands... 558 01:04:07,920 --> 01:04:12,040 - Doesn't it taste a bit like a pasty? - Very good. 559 01:04:12,200 --> 01:04:14,960 I'm so hungry I could eat gravel. 560 01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:20,040 - Help yourselves to more. - It's good. 561 01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,240 Come on then. 562 01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,360 - You don't bloody see! - It's what you wanted! 563 01:05:19,520 --> 01:05:23,160 You don't dare, you coward! You wanted to fuck! 564 01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,200 You're moving here. Your mum said. 565 01:05:58,360 --> 01:06:01,360 Here's Kirsi! - Where's Jamppe? 566 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,240 What's this? 567 01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:08,880 This is an interview with Ester Ruotsalainen. 568 01:06:12,000 --> 01:06:15,520 You're opening a summer restaurant. A great idea- 569 01:06:15,680 --> 01:06:19,840 - selling pizzas in the Finnish countryside. But why? 570 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:24,600 Because you've been fired from your great job as a cleaner, right? 571 01:06:27,200 --> 01:06:30,760 Is it true you have secrets, Mrs Ruotsalainen? 572 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:37,160 Run a restaurant? Aren't you're in a hurry to fuck Rally-Champ Markku. 573 01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:42,560 Why do you lie? When had you planned on telling your daughter? 574 01:06:43,840 --> 01:06:47,080 She forgot to tell her the most important thing of all: 575 01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:52,400 That she intends staying in Finland without even asking her daughter. 576 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:56,240 I consider you the world's worst mum. 577 01:07:07,760 --> 01:07:10,280 Testing... One, two. One, two. 578 01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:15,760 Hi there. This is Radio Gothenburg... 579 01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:56,640 More buckets! 580 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:59,080 Finding Finns everywhere- 581 01:07:59,240 --> 01:08:03,200 - left and right, above and below... 582 01:08:47,480 --> 01:08:49,760 She probably wishes I were dead. 583 01:08:51,640 --> 01:08:54,360 Mum... why am I here? 584 01:08:57,400 --> 01:09:00,320 I know why you're so sad. 585 01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,720 I should never have been born. 586 01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:12,440 You can stay here, then you won't have to worry any more. 587 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:18,160 Your life will be much simpler without me. 588 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:24,520 You'll be cheerful, you'll be happy. 589 01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:31,680 Mum, don't cry... don't feel worried. 590 01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:37,360 Dad will look after me, he's promised me he will. 591 01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,120 Mum! 592 01:11:52,240 --> 01:11:55,960 I'm sorry, Mum. I'm sorry... I can stay here. 593 01:11:56,120 --> 01:11:59,120 It's alright... it's alright. 594 01:12:03,160 --> 01:12:04,760 It's alright. 595 01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,800 Everything'll work out. I'm sorry... 596 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:43,680 Hi there. This is Radio Rally Car. 597 01:13:43,840 --> 01:13:46,800 I'm in the middle of the road, but no cars in sight yet. 598 01:13:46,960 --> 01:13:50,360 The Finnish Rally is due through, on this road, in the woods- 599 01:13:50,520 --> 01:13:52,920 - in Karelia, Republic of Finland. 600 01:13:53,080 --> 01:13:57,280 At this spot, the world's weirdest restaurant has just opened. 601 01:13:58,520 --> 01:14:01,360 - Clouds of dust any minute. - Right! 602 01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:04,520 The zero car's already gone past. 603 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:08,600 - What's a zero car? - Safety... It checks the route. 604 01:14:08,760 --> 01:14:12,480 - When the hell will they be here? - Any minute now. 605 01:14:13,280 --> 01:14:17,600 Why watch from the road when they can watch from here? 606 01:14:17,760 --> 01:14:21,160 - Go and tell them, Jamppe. - Do it yourself! 607 01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:26,520 Over here, everyone! You can have beers! 608 01:14:28,280 --> 01:14:30,520 They're on their way! 609 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:19,440 Kirsi... 610 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:21,920 That was that then. 611 01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:26,160 Next year's rally is in Lapland. 612 01:15:33,880 --> 01:15:38,440 This must be fun for you all... 613 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,000 Would you like to try this? 614 01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:53,640 - Sorry... I spilt it. - Doesn't matter. 615 01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:04,040 - Are you coming? - You go. 616 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,560 It seems to be doing all right. 617 01:17:12,680 --> 01:17:14,960 She sings really well. 618 01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:19,440 - Come on, I've got a dare for you. - What is it? 619 01:17:32,400 --> 01:17:34,320 Do you dare kiss me? 620 01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:39,240 I've never kissed anyone before. 621 01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:25,400 It's starting. 622 01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:34,040 It won't work. 623 01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:37,520 I'm no good at this. 624 01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:40,080 Can't you try? 625 01:18:58,160 --> 01:19:01,000 It's okay now! It wasn't plugged in. 626 01:19:01,960 --> 01:19:06,040 Come on. It's starting. Hey, where are you? 627 01:19:07,960 --> 01:19:09,840 Surprise! 628 01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:16,360 Well-come! 629 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:18,800 Seat. 630 01:19:19,560 --> 01:19:21,240 - Hello. - Hello! 631 01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:23,920 Wait, wait! 632 01:19:24,600 --> 01:19:29,040 Kid. My girl. Radio receiver. Look! 633 01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:32,360 Lay off, Mum. 634 01:19:38,200 --> 01:19:43,200 - Aren't you ringing Markku? - Finland can't get Radio Gothenburg. 635 01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:44,880 He's coming here? 636 01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:53,280 Oh, sit down! 637 01:19:56,400 --> 01:19:59,280 - Let's see if he turns up... - Shhh! 638 01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:06,360 And now for a special girl. Working hard, she has made a programme- 639 01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,640 - about her trip to Finland. 640 01:20:08,800 --> 01:20:12,880 This year's Radio Gothenburg competition winner: 641 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:16,280 Kid Swede! Ladies and gentlemen... 642 01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:20,360 Hi there. This is Radio Kirsi Ruotsalainen. 643 01:20:20,520 --> 01:20:25,160 I'm inside your radio, talking to all Gothenburg. 644 01:20:25,320 --> 01:20:31,480 My surname Ruotsalainen means "Swede", but I'm from Finland. 645 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:36,360 Do you realise how many Finns there are in Sweden? No, neither do I. 646 01:20:36,520 --> 01:20:39,360 Here's a song for all Finns. 647 01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:53,120 There beyond the great wide ocean is another land 648 01:20:53,280 --> 01:21:00,080 On the shores of happiness waves wash o'er the sand...